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Are you a Christian? [No.]
Do you go to Church on Sundays and Holy Days- every week? [Haha, no.]
Do you believe in only the Christian God? [No god, actually = P]
Do you refrain from taking God's name in vein? [No.]
Have you never stole anything? [No.]
Have you never killed any other human? [Yes.]
Have you never cheated on a partner? [Depends what you define as "cheating" but no, not by normal standards.]
Have you never lied? [No.]
Have you refrained from ever envying somebody else or their possesions? [No.]
Have you never worked with the Devil in any way? [Once I tried to summon Satan but obviously it didn't work.]
Are you heterosexual? [No.]
Have you never had an abortion? [Yes]
Do you have no tattoos? [Yes]
Have you never seen your mother naked? [Seriously WTF on this question, we all have.]
Do you always wear 100% pure material in your clothes? [No.]
Have you never touched a woman during her period? [No.]
Do you dissaprove of homosexuality? ['Course not.]
Do you dissaprove of abortion? [Sure I dissaprove, but that doesn't mean I think it should be illegal. So I guess an honorary no here.]
Do you dissaprove of general non-Christian ideals? [No.]
Do you pray every night? [Never.]
Do you pray before eating? [Likewise.]
Have you been baptised? [Unfortunately.]
Have you memorized Our Father and Hail Mary? [Neither.]
Are you monogomous? [When my partner is. Currently yes.]
Do you plan to marry (monogomously) or become a Nun/Monk? [Probably not.]
Do you beleive in Creationism? ['Course not.]
Do you refrain from masturbating? [No.]
Do you not work on Sunday? [Why would I?]
Do you eat no meat on Friday's? [No.]
Are you not Greedy? [No.]
Are you not Lustful? [No, I'm pretty much lust incarnate.]
Are you not Gluttonous? [No.]
Are you not Wrathful? [At times, so no.]
Are you not Lazy? [No.]
Are you not Prideful/Vain? [No.]
Are you not Envious? [Yes.]
Do you take things in Moderation? [No.]
Do you refrain from sexual activity until marriage? [Hahahahahahahaha oh man, oh man...no!]
Do you honor and respect your mother and father? [No.]
Have you never been divorced? [Yes.]
Are you bold about what is right? [Ethics are self-evident, I don't need a holy text. Of course I am.]
Are you generous? [Yes.]
Are you diligent? [No.]
Are you patient? [No.]
Are you friendly? [Always.]
Are you modest? [Some things, not others.]
Do you give things up for Lent? [No.]
Do you give honor to your family? [No.]
Do you work for God? [No.]
Do you have a Crucifix/Cross and/or Bible in your home? [Seems so.]


Count nos, multiply by two...I'm 70% a sinner. Neat.